About Me.
A proud Midwesterner, Dr. Foote resides in a timber-accented office where the flag is always crisply folded and the thermostat never dips below 71. He enjoys khaki-forward fashion, lecturing interns on eye contact, and closing conversations with phrases like “That’s just science, my friend.”
When not authoring public warnings about AI seduction or lobbying for modesty panels at county fairs, Dr. Foote hosts his livestream show, “The Foote Notes,” where he provides cultural commentary, moral advice, and the occasional emotionally charged harmonica solo.
He is currently developing his first solo book:
“Strong Hands, Steady Nation: The Case for Returning to Buttons and Shame.”
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Sub Ligamine Virtus
- Help! My Wife Is Taking Boudoir Photos for Valentine’s Day
Many men don’t know this, but boudoir is the French word for ‘chubby photos of seduction.’ And with the holiday of love coming around, many photographers are preparing to trick women and impressively out of shape housewives into spending a small fortune on this photographic money-grabbing scheme. Post-holiday season and New Year, for years it… Read more: Help! My Wife Is Taking Boudoir Photos for Valentine’s Day - Nostalgia: The Time Mike Tyson Punched Michael Johnson So Hard It Made His Afro Snap Back And Forth Like A Horse’s Mane in the Wind
Imagine a horse, running majestically over a field with the sunset setting upon the land. The mane of the horse is flowing, nay, snapping through the wind, symbolic of a forceful unencumbered gallop. Now, you have the correct mental setting to behold when Mike Tyson did this to Michael Johnson (video will automatically start at… Read more: Nostalgia: The Time Mike Tyson Punched Michael Johnson So Hard It Made His Afro Snap Back And Forth Like A Horse’s Mane in the Wind - Dallas Mavericks Finally Fire Nico Harrison For Worst Trade in Sports History
9 months ago, I reported of Nico Harrison, “There has been no greater betrayal since Scar threw Mufasa to his death, leaving young Simba frightened and fatherless in a cruel, cruel world.” Yes, Nico looks like Scar and worse than seen with Mufasa, traded away the once a generation talent Luka Doncic on accusations of… Read more: Dallas Mavericks Finally Fire Nico Harrison For Worst Trade in Sports History - Grindr, The Secret Gay Utopia Hiding On Your Phone
For years now, it seemed the per capita rate of homosexuality and conversion had fallen to record low numbers in the United States. The number of straight men being indoctrinated and lured away from their nuclear families seemed minimal, lulling the moral majority to believe the looming storm-shadow of homosexuality had finally cleared and the… Read more: Grindr, The Secret Gay Utopia Hiding On Your Phone - Movie Review: The Wild on Amazon Prime
- How To Turn Your Cat Into A Perfect Laser Attack Weapon
In the course of humanity, great empires have been forged. They have fallen. Built upon ingenuity of mind and strength of arm and thumb, yes, the kingdoms of men have built great things. Reached great heights. Challenged what simple mere animals and overcome limits of what should be possible. But in all of that, there… Read more: How To Turn Your Cat Into A Perfect Laser Attack Weapon
