How To Turn Your Cat Into A Perfect Laser Attack Weapon

In the course of humanity, great empires have been forged. They have fallen. Built upon ingenuity of mind and strength of arm and thumb, yes, the kingdoms of men have built great things. Reached great heights. Challenged what simple mere animals and overcome limits of what should be possible.

But in all of that, there has been one things mankind never achieved: the perfect weapon. That is, until now.

As long as humans have been great, so have cats. Seen by the great Egyptians as possibly sacred, cats have long held a special bond with humanity.

And today friends, the perfect weapon has been found in the form of human ingenuity and the sleek stealth of cat.

On Reels, user Zenani shared a video that shows how to turn your common household cat into a stealth laser guided weapon system. This is great for dealing with a fussy spouse or lazy roommate who finally does their share of dishes.

As we can see, with a simple laser pointer, the cat can be tasked to unleash a stealthy feline attack:

And as swiftly as the laser can be pointed, the wielder can quickly whip back around the corner, stifling laughs as the target howls in pain from having their gracious rear batted in furious fashion. The beauty of this stealth weapon is that the weapon is nearly limitless in munitions and loyalty can be bought with three head rubs (not four) and a nice treat for a job well done.

If you decide to employ this fantastic home battle machine, please make videos and share with us via The Mailbox. This weapons gets a 10/10 rating for obvious reasons.

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