Imagine a horse, running majestically over a field with the sunset setting upon the land. The mane of the horse is flowing, nay, snapping through the wind, symbolic of a forceful unencumbered gallop. Now, you have the correct mental setting to behold when Mike Tyson did this to Michael Johnson (video will automatically start at the 6:58 mark:
This memory was inspired by the always hilarious KevOnStage’s analysis of the fight between Kingsley Ibeh and the toupeless wonder Jarrell Miller . As a fellow Gentleman of the Follicle-less Order, I too have sojourned across the decision points: toupee? Trip to Turkey. Tattoo stubble? Whatever the hell Steven A Smith thinks is okay up there?
I’ve opted for the baldy with side hair and don’t care look, but getting your toupee rocked off is dang near impossible to live down. Kudos to for being a sport about it, but you know come summer cookouts he is getting cooked. Catch Kev’s Correct Take on this:
