They have created a song to worship the rumpus. I recently had The Internet connected to my cabin and the horrors I have seen are profound. The issue was that my modem was “only” able to provide to transfer data at 80 bauds, but apparently it takes slightly more power to transmit all this new digital sin.
I am now fervently studying the phenomena as quickly as possible so we can record it all in these digital journals. Today’s foray into the ‘culture’ takes us to those who worship the female rumpus. It is sickening. There is such worship given to Ba’al’s favorite part of the human body in these songs. Let us begin this review.
Moral Music Review: Thangin’ Artist: Cousin Fik, E-40 and Too $hort Sin Rating:
I first came upon the rapper Too Short during the late 1990s. He penned an album of rap poetry called “Get In Where You Fit In”. I caught one of the youths in my summer camp listening to it, and to be fair, gave it a listen.
Shocking! That is all I could think as track after track delivered lyrics such as “I ain’t with no marriage and a weddin’ ring!”, which as we know causes babies out of wedlock for those who have not vowed celibacy. Which as we learned, Mr. Too Short made it clear if he saw you protesting his fancy cars or his lyrics, you may find “Well then do not get angry when I *bad word* your cousin. Your two sisters, I will even *bad word* your ex-wife.” I was mortified. Fortunately, I am still chaste but I do have cousins.
But now, again, I see the man is creating music and he has recruited the other rapper from Oakland, California, named E-40 for his wizardry of words. The song is called “Thangin’ and features women doing a rompus dance with their gluteal muscles.
As I tell students in my camps, stay “Gluten Free” of the flesh. The glutes are not meant for consumption, yet we see here, they are celebrating it all. The Bauplan of the human body is quite simple: the gluteal region (e.g., The Gluten) is not meant for consumption, but rather, for expulsion. Things are to fall out from there. It is not to be shaken, but used to power walking and running. It is to be used for moments of solitude, the constitutional. For women, this act should be shameful and brief, not celebrated. Cleansing with 2 or 3 ply toilet paper should follow, and then, covering it up once more.
Yet we see, ‘Thangin’. Please receive this warning and blessing: do not go out there ‘thangin’. The backside is a slippery gateway drug to all sorts of deeper sins: suppository marijuanas, staring at the gluten region (we see countless fitness influencers falling victim to men who cannot stop their ‘Thangin’ fantasies ) and of course the classic snaretrap that can lead to homosexuality.
