The US White House is purportedly furious today after finding out the South African President’s promise to gift America with a ‘totally free and invisible” jet with its own Wonder Woman was indeed a fabrication.
President Ramaphosa visited the United States earlier this week to speak to President Trump. Much like a 3rd grade teacher in the 1990s, the US president brought in a DVD/VCR player to show Ramaphosa footage that was supposed to show South Africa was not in the throes of a post-Apartheid world but instead unfairly targeting white farmers with genocide.
Trump doubled down on his claims a few days later with a printed image that he claimed showed white farmer in South Africa in body bags. Reuters.com, who the images belong to, later reported that the images in Trump’s document were falsely ascribed to South African genocide but are actually images from a Civil War in Rwanda that has nothing to do with white farmers in South Africa.
All the actual details aside, the Ramaphosa delegation arrived to DC only weeks after the Qatari government wined and dined the US White House administration during a Middle Eastern tour where many big, beautiful deals were made.
Qatar gifted the US president with an actual $400 million dollar aircraft which will become the new Air Force One, set to take flight after US taxpayers gift the President $1 billion dollars to give it security and other upgrades to his new private jet.
Sources in DC report that after a very frustrating week searching Joint Base Andrews for the invisible jet, White House staff and interns concluded that the wily South African delegation may have gotten away with a false bribe and totally got a free trip, White House visit, breakfast and cool souvenirs as the spoils of their deception.
