Let’s get all the formalities out of the way. If you are a gentle reader, close thine fragile eyes and gird they loins.
Sydney Sweeney is ridiculously attractive and we call all agree, as the president would say ‘they are all saying it, they all say it.” What is ‘it’ this time? Sydney Sweeney has an amazing chest. It is a work of art. We need to say that.
But outside of even that, they mostly all say that Sweeney is very attractive, a great actress and is seemingly pretty well mannered. So how could this American beauty be the center of any sort of media debate today?
Well, it seems the denizens of Earth have decided instead of calling out people from withholding aide from children in Gaza, telling demanding the US government release Epstein files or figuring out if aliens have commissioned an entire sentient asteroid to wipe us out, instead today we are going to argue if ‘woke’ vs ‘Neo-somethings’ are legit in their stances on Sydney Sweeney’s chest ad for American Eagle Jeans.
At this point in this great editorial, let’s take the wayback machine to explore a concept called “Media Induced War”. To point, dear fair readers with an attention span longer than the site editor’s tool that tells me this article is already too long to read for a basic audience, let’s review.
Sydney Sweeney ‘Controversy’ Is Just A Modern Telling of East/West Coast Rap Politics
Sydney Sweeney is attractive. 10/10 married men agree, but only 1/10 can safely admit to it. In that sample group, the men all think she has good genes to create those curves and that those curves look good in jeans. So it would make sense to say she has good genes/jeans as a marketing quip.
Rap Music is good (to some people). 10/10 married men agree, from Compton to Newport Beach from Brooklyn to Soho. Play some Snoop or Biggy, only 1/10 of them will pretend they don’t know who it is. So it would make sense to say East and West coast rap is good.
Somewhere in the 90s, media dictated that one could not like both East and West coast rap. The coasts were in a gang war and sides must be picked. Much like now, people who say ‘oh wow, that good jean/genes ad is in bad taste, because Sweeney has blonde hair, blue eyes and the whole World War II thing. Those people have to be work by label, according to modern society. Heaven Forbid someone Republican would not have knowledge or understand how someone could conclude the ad could be seen in bad taste.
Similarly, only Republicans/The Right/Maga could find Sweeney’s ad kosher, per modern media and social media. All those ‘Christian’ maga husbands who work as superintendents in Oklahoma who totally do not watch pr0n on their work computers could not possibly be boycotting the ads, because that would make them allied with the woke? Right?
And surely, the Internet social media could not allow LGBTQWM+ (That is, Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans,Queer,Woke,Maga)+ to all be on the same team, right? Because really, what’s the point of being in an alliance and trying to make the world better for everyone. It’s never worked in 1776, the 1910s, the 1940s and more for America. Oh wait, it did. So what’s the point of all this?
Stop fussing! Enjoy what your creator/evolution or whatever you believe in gave you to enjoy. And realize, just because someone has different takes on something doesn’t make it some crazy agenda. Let’s just all agree that Sydney Sweeny is pretty dang good looking and looks great in jeans.
