An all-American mom and her ideal American children. Under new Republican plans, this woman would lease her womb to the goodwill of her nation and keep creating these cherubs. The father, standing proud, would get $50,000 to spend on whatever his family may need (new munitions for the home front, food for the woman to cook, new print dresses for the girls and tools for the boys, some cold beer money, and whatever else Dad determines he needs for all the hard work of raising this family).

When John F. Kennedy spoke those immortal words, “Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country,”
he was not just speaking to soldiers, or tax-paying fathers, or heroic men who fixed their own dishwashers.

He was speaking to wombs and what women should do to help their country fight the threat of Communism.

Wombs that would someday grow up to… serve.

You see, JFK understood—though history has sadly underreported this—that the truest form of American patriotism is fertility.

Not the fertility of flowers or progressive ideas that happened in the horrible 1970s after the Liberal Elites felled the great president. No. It was to be a story of duty and purpose, free love meaning loving one’s country strong enough that a woman would pump out as many proper babies as possible.

The fertile, firm, freedom-laden wombs of America’s women were the key to American freedom and preservation of our way of life.

Why $5,000 Per American Baby Is Not Enough

In fact, $5,000 is practically an insult.
$5,000 barely covers: anything. These Biden/Obama/Hilary tariffs are destroying our economy.

True patriots should birth out of duty, not for gain.
But if a bonus check sweetens the deal? So be it.
This is capitalism, after all.