Category: Op-Ed
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It Is Time for America to Bring State Freedom to Uganda Gold Mines
Uganda recently announced if found a cache of gold with $12 trillion USD. This cache of gold by itself is worth half of the value of the United States’ economy. Much like many other countries, Uganda once was under the cruel, cold boot of British colonialism. A land that worshipped kings and ran by men… Read more
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Friends, We Should Not Celebrate Burnt Down Plantations and Annabelle Doll VooDoo
This past week, many Americans mourned as the beautiful Nottoway Plantation burned down. For those who did not have the chance to enter that plantation and house, to celebrate weddings and soirees, you missed a treat. It was a beautiful place and a symbolic place for many. The sense of loss of this property was… Read more
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Reminder: The Language is Called American, Not English
It recently fell to my attention that there is a general ‘consensus’ spreading within the lesser Western countries that America is not running the show on a global scale. The sheer hubris notwithstanding, it seems that worldwide there are rebellious nations that scoff at America rebranding the the Gulf of Mexico to correctly read ‘The… Read more
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Ask Not What Your Womb Can Do For You, But Ask What Your Womb Can Do For Your Country
An all-American mom and her ideal American children. Under new Republican plans, this woman would lease her womb to the goodwill of her nation and keep creating these cherubs. The father, standing proud, would get $50,000 to spend on whatever his family may need (new munitions for the home front, food for the woman to… Read more
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The Perils of Pokémon Pandering: How Pocket Demons Are Grooming a Generation of Tiger Kings
There was a time, not long ago, when American boys dreamed of becoming astronauts, firefighters, or morally upright accountants. Today? They aspire to become wandering exotic animal hoarders with emotionally unstable hairstyles and gym badges. The culprit? A Japanese brainwashing tool called Pokémon—or as I like to call it, “Satan’s Safari.” Let’s be clear: Pokémon… Read more
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If Strong-Wombed American Women Refuse the $5000 Baby Bonus, Should They Be Deported to El Salvador?
Friends. Patriots. Women of fertility and men who know how to mow their own lawns—We are standing at the precipice of American collapse. And it is not being caused by TikTok, oat milk, or jazz-fusion worship music (though I still oppose all three). No, this crisis comes from an even darker corner: Wombs. That. Won’t.… Read more
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The Death of Disney’s Purity: Rachel Zegler, the 7 Dwarves, and the Glittering Descent into a Queer Forest of Confusion
Editor’s Note: The following article is a guest opinion submitted by Dr. Foote, who previously brought us such insightful exposés as “The Perils of Pokémon Pandering” and “Justin Bieber and the Satanic Gravy Train.” As always, we welcome spirited debate, provided it remains God-fearing and denim-free. Friends, patriots, parental units and seekers of truth, I… Read more
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A Nation of Sticker Shock: When Economic Policy Hits the People First
A Nation of Sticker Shock: When Economic Policy Hits the People First By Amber O’Connor | VisionaryAim Op-Ed The number on the price tag shouldn’t make your stomach drop. But these days, walking into a car dealership feels less like a milestone moment and more like entering a financial haunted house. Behind every glimmering SUV… Read more