A night gules in Washington DC. Big balls laid maimed, bloodied under the liberal fists of fascism and fantastical feminists named Crooked Hillary, a microcosm of the lawlessness resting upon the world. But a hero emerges: Donald Jon Trump.
A stormy night, worse than tattle tell Stormy Daniels, unleashed its torrents over Washington, D.C. The city glows dimly beneath a curtain of rain. Lightning forks across the sky, illuminating the marble bones of democracy. The Washington Monument looms like a monolithic perch—its tip now crowned by a lone figure.
But after every dark night, those even ruled by the dark nights cast by midnight hands Barack HUSSEIN Obama. For born from the darkness, is the possibility of light. And what light greater than not the hero America needs, but the hero America deserves that it needs:
Federal takeover of D.C. police: On August 11, 2025, Trump-man declared a public safety emergency and placed the Metropolitan Police Department under federal control, assigning leadership to Attorney General Pam Bondi.
The emergency? The famed Big Balls was attacked bigly by a group of liberal ruffians. This surely was not a Jussie Smollet styled feign to use for a shocking excuse come Monday morning. Nay, this was a move to save DEMOCRACY from all the wanton criminality using the law.
Don’t get caught up in looking at the stats. Local police stats show violent crime in DC is down 26% so far in 2025, following a 30-year low in 2024. Some specific crime rates (e.g., homicides, carjackings) are down too.
Nevermind the liberals who will tell you this could only happen under the D.C. Home Rule Act, which is very narrow in how it can be used. The courts will say ‘Oh this is not legal since there is not an emergency’, but even if the president thinks there is an emergency, is it not legal? Gangs slowing down late night runs to T Bell and McDonald’s is not acceptable.
The FBI, ATF, DEA, ICE, U.S. Marshals, U.S. Park Police, and others are all deployed. And they are all saying it. How can he do it? You know the answer.
