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It Is Time for America to Bring State Freedom to Uganda Gold Mines
Uganda recently announced if found a cache of gold with $12 trillion USD. This cache of gold by itself is worth half of the value of the United States’ economy. Much like many other countries, Uganda once was under the cruel, cold boot of British colonialism. A land that worshipped kings and ran by men…
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Furious White House Finds South Africa Lied About Invisible Jet Gift
The US White House is purportedly furious today after finding out the South African President’s promise to gift America with a ‘totally free and invisible” jet with its own Wonder Woman was indeed a fabrication. President Ramaphosa visited the United States earlier this week to speak to President Trump. Much like a 3rd grade teacher…
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Friends, We Should Not Celebrate Burnt Down Plantations and Annabelle Doll VooDoo
This past week, many Americans mourned as the beautiful Nottoway Plantation burned down. For those who did not have the chance to enter that plantation and house, to celebrate weddings and soirees, you missed a treat. It was a beautiful place and a symbolic place for many. The sense of loss of this property was…
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TIFAFO: Why You Don’t Shower After Canning Jalapeños
Look, I was trying to be domestic. I had gloves. I had jars. I had a playlist called “Hot Girl Homesteading.” I was ready. I spent an hour slicing jalapeños like some Pinterest-certified pioneer woman, tossing them into brine like I knew what the hell I was doing. I felt unstoppable. I was preserving things—a…
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Breaking: President Joe Biden Diagnosed With Aggressive Prostate Cancer
Former U.S. President Joe Biden, aged 82, has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer that has metastasized to his bones. The diagnosis, confirmed on May 16, followed medical evaluations prompted by increasing urinary symptoms and the discovery of a prostate nodule during a routine physical exam. The cancer is characterized by a…
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Moral Music Review: Thangin’ By E-40 and Too $hort
They have created a song to worship the rumpus. I recently had The Internet connected to my cabin and the horrors I have seen are profound. The issue was that my modem was “only” able to provide to transfer data at 80 bauds, but apparently it takes slightly more power to transmit all this new…
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The Largest Antebellum Plantation, Nottoway, Burns Down
A massive fire on May 15, 2025, completely destroyed Louisiana’s historic Nottoway Resort, the largest antebellum mansion in the South. Firefighters battled the blaze for hours, with ten departments working to contain it. Fortunately, no injuries were reported, but the cause of the fire remains under investigation. Built in 1859, the plantation most recently reopened…
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Reminder: The Language is Called American, Not English
It recently fell to my attention that there is a general ‘consensus’ spreading within the lesser Western countries that America is not running the show on a global scale. The sheer hubris notwithstanding, it seems that worldwide there are rebellious nations that scoff at America rebranding the the Gulf of Mexico to correctly read ‘The…
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American Cardinal Robert Prevost Becomes Pope Leo XIV
White smoke filled the air over the Vatican as it was announced American Cardinal Robert Prevost is the new pope: Pope Leo, the first American pope. News of the Cardinal Prevost’s now serving as Pope Leo came a week after US President Donald Trump purportedly shared an image of himself sitting as the first American…
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Minnesota Mom Proudly Calls 5-Year-Old Boy the “N” Word, Gets Rewarded $500,000 and Counting
A video that has now gone viral shows a mom in Minnesota. She sees an autistic black child and calls the child the “N” word. She doubled down on proudly calling thechild the “N” word and now is demanding strangers on the Internet give her $1 million dollars. The woman claims she is facing stress…