About Me.
A proud Midwesterner, Dr. Foote resides in a timber-accented office where the flag is always crisply folded and the thermostat never dips below 71. He enjoys khaki-forward fashion, lecturing interns on eye contact, and closing conversations with phrases like “That’s just science, my friend.”
When not authoring public warnings about AI seduction or lobbying for modesty panels at county fairs, Dr. Foote hosts his livestream show, “The Foote Notes,” where he provides cultural commentary, moral advice, and the occasional emotionally charged harmonica solo.
He is currently developing his first solo book:
“Strong Hands, Steady Nation: The Case for Returning to Buttons and Shame.”
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- Grindr, The Secret Gay Utopia Hiding On Your PhoneFor years now, it seemed the per capita rate of homosexuality and conversion had fallen to record low numbers in the United States. The number of straight men being indoctrinated and lured away from their nuclear families seemed minimal, lulling the moral majority to believe the looming storm-shadow of homosexuality had finally cleared and the… Read more: Grindr, The Secret Gay Utopia Hiding On Your Phone
- Movie Review: The Wild on Amazon Prime
- How To Turn Your Cat Into A Perfect Laser Attack WeaponIn the course of humanity, great empires have been forged. They have fallen. Built upon ingenuity of mind and strength of arm and thumb, yes, the kingdoms of men have built great things. Reached great heights. Challenged what simple mere animals and overcome limits of what should be possible. But in all of that, there… Read more: How To Turn Your Cat Into A Perfect Laser Attack Weapon
- Cracker Barrel Changed Their Logo And I HATE IT!Editors will fuss but true emotions must be expressed: Cracker Barrel changed their logo and I HATE IT! Yes, I went all caps in the title and even added an exclamation mark. Friends, we are living in cruel days where history and personality are being stripped away from things. It was sad when industry stalwart… Read more: Cracker Barrel Changed Their Logo And I HATE IT!
- Skirt Girls and Modest Fashion: Does Faith Preclude You From Wearing Jeans, Shorts or a Thong?A fun post by a Facebook creator sparked an interesting conversation. The post simply had a young woman wearing a skirt, showing some of the perils faced by skirts girls who elect a modest fashion. Being the commentator that I am, I threw in the byline for this article. It sparked a back and forth… Read more: Skirt Girls and Modest Fashion: Does Faith Preclude You From Wearing Jeans, Shorts or a Thong?
- Lesbians Have The Highest Rate of Divorce, Why?The institution of marriage is sacred. Blah blah blah. We know that is very subjective. The entire topic is used for politicking, financial consideration, it goes on and on. But at the end of the day, people are hyprocrites, some are loyal, some are true, and some are just rotten. But at the end of… Read more: Lesbians Have The Highest Rate of Divorce, Why?